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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
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Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she'd just had twins?
To yak about the latest gnus.
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What does a polar bear operator say?
"Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!"
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When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wants to!
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How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song distance!
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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Collect!
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A television.
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
Tele-Scope.
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