What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she'd just had twins? To yak about the latest gnus.
What does a polar bear operator say? "Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!"
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses? A television.
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.