makes up jokes about knitting?|
was Mr. Ferris?|
He was a big wheel in the amusement park business.
wrote, "Oh, say can you see?"|
An eye doctor.
are comedians like doctors?|
Because they keep people in stitches.
are good bowlers like labour unions?|
Because they strike a lot.
are jazz musicians so sweet?|
Because they play in jam sessions.
are movie stars cool?|
Because they have so many fans.
are pianos so noble?|
Many are upright and the rest are grand.
can't an elephant ride a bicycle?|
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
couldn't anyone find the famous composer?|
Because he was Haydn (hidin').