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Nature & Wildlife Riddles |  | |
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What
did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went
out?
"Give me a push. My battery is dead." |
What
did one shrub say to the other shrub?
"Am I bushed!" |
What
did one termite say to the other termite when he saw a house
burning?
"Barbecue tonight!" |
What
did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak." |
What
did the bald man say when he got a comb?
"I'll never part with it." |
What
did the cotton plant say to the farmer?
"Stop picking on me!" |
What
did the coughing frog say to the other frog?
"I must have a person in my throat." |
What
did the dirt say to the rain?
"If this keeps up, my name will be mud." |
What
did the father firefly say to his son?
"For a little fellow you're very bright." |
What
did the grasshopper say to the cockroach?
"Bug, you man me!" |
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