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Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.
Why are spiders like tops?
Because they are always spinning.
Why did the farmer plant old car parts in his garden?
He wanted to raise a bumper crop.
Why did the lady mouse want to move?
She was tired of living in a hole in the wall.
Why did the nature lover plant bird seed?
He wanted to grow canaries.
Why didn't the man believe what the sardine said?
It sounded too fishy.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why do flies walk on the ceiling?
If they walked on the floor, someone might step on them.
Why do gardeners hate weeds?
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
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