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An elephant
always remembers, but what kind of animal always forgets?
An owl because it keeps saying, "Who? Who?" |
How
can you spell too much with two letters?
XS (excess). |
How
did the 800-pound man feel when he lost 250 pounds?
Delighted. |
In what
part of a ballpark do you find the whitest clothes?
In the bleachers. |
What
animal grows the fastest?
A kangaroo. It grows by leaps and bounds. |
What
are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?
Stockings with runs in them. |
What
are the laziest animals on the farm?
Chickens. They are always laying (lying) around. |
What
birds are noisiest?
Whooping cranes. |
What
cake is as hard as a rock?
Marble cake. |
What
coat has the most sleeves?
A coat of arms. |
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