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Who has the strongest fingers in the world?
A miser because he is always pinching pennies.
Who is the biggest liar in the world?
A rodeo man, because he is always trying to throw the bull.
Who is the fattest female phantom?
The ghostess with the mostest.
Who is the most musical grandfather you could have?
One who fiddles with his beard.
Who is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter.
Who was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world.
Who was the strongest man in the Bible?
Jonah. Even the whale couldn't keep him down.
Who wears the smallest hat?
A narrow-minded person.
Why did the farmer think he was the strongest man in the world?
Because he raised a 600 pound pig.
Why is a hot dog the best dog?
Because it doesn't bite the hand that fends it but feeds the one that bites it.
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