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Why do people laugh up their sleeves?
That's where their funny bones are.
Why do scientists look for things twice?
Because -they research (re-search) everything.
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he would never lie.
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Why shouldn't you believe a father goose?
Because anything he might say is pappaganda (propaganda).
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
Why were the inventors of the aeroplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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