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What does Santa Claus do when it is not Christmas?
He is probably a farmer because he always says, "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
What happened when Frankenstein met a girl monster?
They fell in love at first fright.
What happens to tires when they get old?
They are retired.
What happens when two oxen bump into each other?
You have an oxident (accident).
What is a banged-up used car?
A car in first-crash condition.
What is a dentist's office?
A filling station.
What is a parasite?
Something you see in Paris.
What is a ringleader?
The first person in the bathtub.
What is a ship for good writers?
Penmanship.
What is an ocean?
Where buoy meets gull (boy meets girl).
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