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What is an ultimate?
The last person you marry.
What is big and purple and lies in the sea?
Grape Britain.
What is black and white and red all over?
A blushing penguin.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash.
What is black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra.
What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
What is the correct height for people to stand?
Over two feet.
What is the difference between a dog and a flea?
A dog can have fleas but a flea can't have dogs.
What is the difference between a man and a running dog?
One wears trousers, the other pants.
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