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What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?
You would rise and shine.
What would happen if you swallowed your knife and fork?
You would have to eat with your hands.
What would you call the life story of a car?
An autobiography.
What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
When are people smartest?
During the day, because when the sun shines everything is brighter.
When do princes become kings?
Mostly in April, when the rains (reigns) begin.
When do the leaves begin to turn?
The night before a test.
When do your car's brakes work best?
In the morning when its breakfast (brake fast) time.
When is an army like a sales clerk making out a bill?
When it is ready to charge.
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