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Why did the boy put his head in the dryer?
Because he wanted to have that "dry look."
Why did the boy put his head in the washing machine?
He wanted to have that "wet look."
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted sweet dreams.
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
Why did the girl tear the calendar?
Because she wanted to take a month off`:
Why did the man keep a ruler on his newspaper?
Because he wanted to get the story straight.
Why did the three little pigs leave home?
Because their father was a big boar (bore).
Why do cats sleep better in summer than in winter?
Because summer brings the caterpillar (cat a pillow).
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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