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Did
you hear the story about the burp?
Never mind. It's not worth repeating. |
How
are a bad boy and a canoe alike?
They both get paddled. |
How
can you calm down an angry dragon breathing smoke and fire?
Throw water at him and he will let of steam. |
How
can you get rich by eating?
Eat fortune cookies. |
How
can you keep a barking dog quiet?
With hush puppies. |
How
can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter. |
How
can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator?
The door won't shut. |
How
can you tell if there is an elephant sleeping in your bed?
Look for peanut shells. |
How
did the girl zombie know the boy zombie liked her?
He said, "You really kill me." |
How
do you know if a soda is any good?
A little swallow tells you. |
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