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What hired killer never goes to jail?
The exterminator.
What insect is religious?
A praying mantis.
What is a crazy pickle?
A daffydill.
What is a ghost's favourite drink in hot weather?
Ice-ghoul (cool) lemonade.
What is a hippie mummy?
A deady-o.
What is a jittery sorceress?
A twitch.
What is a pie in the sky?
A flying pizza.
What is a policeman's favourite snack?
Copcakes (cupcakes).
What is a prize-fighter's favourite drink?
Punch.
What is Count Dracula's favourite snack?
A fangfurter (frankfurter).
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