is long and thin and goes, "Hith, Hith?"
A snake with a lisp.
is on a ghost's bicycle wheels?
is purple and goes "hmmm?"
An electric grape.
is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
is the best way to pitch a tent?
It depends-sometimes overhand and sometimes underhand.
is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.
is the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
is the difference between Uncle Sam, a rooster, and an old maid
who wants to get married?
Uncle Sam says "Yankee Doodle Do," the rooster says
"Cock-a-doodle-do, " and the old maid says "Any
is white outside, green inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich.
is yellow, smooth and very dangerous?