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What
kind of feet does a mathematics teacher have?
Square feet. |
What
kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo. |
What
nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish. |
What
part of a car causes the most accidents?
The nut behind the wheel. |
What
should you do with a blue monster?
Cheer him up. |
What
should you say when you meet a monster with two heads?
"Hello, hello!" |
What
sound do two porcupines make when they. kiss?
"Ouch!" |
What
wears a black cape, flies through the night, and bites?
A mosquito in a black cape. |
What
would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of
stampeding buffalo?
The Mashed (Masked) Crusaders. |
What
would you get if Minnehaha married Santa Claus?
Minnehaha hoho. |
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