would you get if you crossed a dog and a waffle?|
would you get if you crossed a movie house and a swimming pool?
A dive-in theatre.
I get old and ugly, will you still talk to me?|
Don't I ?
do old Volkswagens go?|
To the old Volks (folks) home.
do they store Chinese boats?|
In a junkyard.
does a two-ton gorilla sleep?|
Anywhere he wants to.
was the Declaration of Independence signed?|
At the bottom.
is better to have, a cow or a bull?|
A cow gives milk, but a bull always charges.
Someone who used his noodle.
did Robin Hood rob the rich?|
Because the poor didn't have any money.