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Why didn't the skeleton kid want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it.
Why do dogs scratch themselves?
Because they are the only ones who know where it itches.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do we say "amen" and not "awomen?"
Because we sing "hymns," not "hers."
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because no one else will wag it for him.
Why is a poor friend better than a rich one?
Because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Why is it interesting to study mummies?
Because you can get so wrapped up in them.
Why is the world like a faulty jigsaw puzzle?
Because a peace (piece) is missing.
With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
Corn on the cob.
Would you rather an elephant attacked you or a gorilla?
I'd rather he attacked the gorilla.
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