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When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When Moses received the two tablets.
Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
To a retail store.
Where do sick steamships go?
To the dock (doc).
Where do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns?
To the nut house.
Which eye gets hit the most?
A bullseye.
Why are doctors stingy?
First they say they will treat you, and then they make you pay for it.
Why can't a very thin person stand up straight?
Because he is lean.
Why did the doctor give up his practice?
Because he lost his patience (patients).
Why did the farmer take the cow to the vet?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Why did the fireplace call the doctor?
Because the chimney had the flu (flue).
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