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What did the bee say to the rose?
What did the blackbird say to the scarecrow?
"I can beat the stuffing out of you!"
What did the bow tie say to the boy?
"You double-crossed me."
What did the dog say when it was scratched by the cat?
Nothing. Dogs can't talk.
What did the frankfurter say when the dog bit him?
"It's a dog-eat-dog world."
What did the pitcher say to the cup?
"I'll have none of your lip."
What did the rose answer?
What did the stove say to the pot?
"I can make things hot for you."
What did the window say to the Venetian blind?
"If it weren't for you, it would be curtains for me. "
What did the yacht say to the dock?
"Yacht's (what's) up, Doc?"
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