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What do ants use for hula hoops?
Cheerios.
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
A lamb chop.
What dog has money?
A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
What drives a baseball batter crazy?
A pitcher who throws screwballs.
What famous prize do cats win?
The A-cat-emy (Academy) Award.
What game can be dangerous to your mental health?
Marbles, if you lose them.
What game do girls dislike?
Soccer (sock her).
What goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
What happened to the sardine when it didn't show up for work?
It was canned.
What happens to old horses?
They become nags.
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