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What insect lives on nothing?
A moth because it eats holes.
What is a cold war?
A snowball fight.
What is a fast duck?
A quick quack.
What is a person who steals Honda bikes?
A Honda-taker (undertaker).
What is a sorcerer who casts only good spells?
A charming fellow.
What is a stupid ant?
An ignorant.
What is a stupid mummy?
A dummy mummy.
What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?
If you don't succeed at first, try second base.
What is the best exercise for losing weight?
Pushing yourself away from the table.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
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