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What is the best way to win a race?
Run faster than anybody else.
What is the difference between an ice cream cone and a bully?
You lick one, the other licks you.
What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?
"Your ghostliness. "
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
A dumbbell.
What kind of dog hangs around bowling alleys?
A setter.
What kind of insect likes to bowl?
A boll weevil.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.
A going-away party.
What kind of policeman dresses poorly?
A plain clothesman.
What kind of sandwich speaks for itself?
A tongue sandwich.
What kind of skates wear out quickly?
Cheapskates (cheap skates).
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