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Why couldn't the mountain climber call for help?
Because he was hanging by his teeth.
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Why did the kangaroo mother scold her child?
For eating crackers in bed.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 2,000 years?
He thought he was old enough to leave home.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the rooster refuse to fight?
Because he was chicken.
Why did the silly couple want to get married in the bathtub?
They wanted a double-ring ceremony.
Why did the stale girl loaf of bread slap the stale boy loaf of bread?
Because he tried to get fresh.
Why did the team sign a two-headed baseball player?
To play the double-headers.
Why did the wife understand her invisible husband so well?
Because she could see right through him.
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