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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?
NME (enemy).
How does an octopus go to war?
Armed.
If an African lion fought an African tiger, who would win?
Neither. There are no tigers in Africa.
If five boys beat up one boy, what time would it be?
Five to one.
If you cross a lion and a mouse, what will you have?
A mighty mouse.
If you plug your electric blanket into the toaster, what happens?
You pop up all night.
If you were surrounded by 10 lions, 4 tigers, 3 grizzly bears and 4 leopards, how could you escape?
Wait until the merry-go-round stops and get off
If you were walking in a jungle and saw a lion, what time would it be?
Time to run.
Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach?
Yes. It is better to swim in water.
People's houses have rooms. What does Dracula's house have?
Glooms.
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