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What happened when the chimney got angry?
It blew its stack.
What happened when the man sat on a pin?
Nothing. It was a safety pin.
What happens if an axe falls on your car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
What Indian goes to court?
A Sioux (sue) Indian.
What is a frozen policeman?
A copsicle.
What is a hangman's favourite reading material?
A noosepaper (newspaper).
What is a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle.
What is a skunk's best defence against enemies?
Instinct.
What is a torpedo?
A seashell (sea shell).
What is a very hair-raising experience?
Visiting a rabbit farm.
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