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What is big and white and is found in Florida?
A lost polar bear.
What is in the army and is corny?
A colonel (kernel).
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
What kind of Indians does Dracula like?
Full-blooded ones.
What kind of puzzle makes people angry?
A crossword puzzle.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery.
What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?
A soldier who is always shooting his mouth off:
What kind of spy hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A because it makes men mean.
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