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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because he rode the range.
Why did the dog run away from home?
Doggone if I know!
Why did the dragon swallow the pesky knight?
Because he was a pill.
Why did the hens refuse to lay any more eggs?
Because they were tired of working for chicken feed.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why did the outlaw carry a bottle of glue when he went to rob the stagecoach?
He wanted to stick up the passengers.
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?
Because its leaves rustled.
Why did the spy speak in a whisper?
Because he was on a hush-hush mission.
Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill time.
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