did Abraham Lincoln live?"|
"I have his Gettysburg Address right here!"
who worked in the butcher shop was 6 feet tall, had red hair
and wore size 11 shoes. What did he weigh?|
Adam and Eve ever have a date?|
No, they had an apple.
have fleas. What do sheep have?|
can you make a soup rich?|
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
can you make any watch a stopwatch?|
Don't wind it.
can you make money fast?|
Glue it to the floor.
can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich? |
When it is too heavy to lift.
do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?|
Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
do you make a Venetian blind?|
Stick a finger in his eye.