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At this moment everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
Getting older.
At what sports do waiters excel?
Tennis. They really know how to serve.
For what person do all men take off their hats?
The barber.
How do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale.
How do sailors get their clothes clean?
They throw them overboard and they wash ashore.
How do they pay people who work in a candle factory?
By the wick (week).
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
How do you learn to work in an ice cream parlour?
You go to sundae (Sunday) school.
How is a judge like an English teacher?
They both hand out long sentences.
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.
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