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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
ant
phibian !
Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napole
ant
!
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An
ant
ique !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-
ant
!
Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are full of
ant
ibodies!
What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An eleph
ant
!
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
Ten
ants
!
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An ant's mouth
!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path ?
To trip up the ants
!
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