Bee Jokes  |
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What goes hum-choo,
hum choo?
A bee with a cold !
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What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops ! |
What do you call a bee
who's had a spell put on him ?
He's bee-witched ! |
Can bees fly in the
rain ?
Not without their little yellow jackets ! |
What buzzes, is black
and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
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Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten the words ! |
What kind of bees hum
and drop things ?
A fumble bee ! |
What did the bee say
to the flower ?
Hello honey ! |
What's a bees favourite
flower ?
A bee-gonias ! |
What did the confused
bee say ?
To bee or not to bee ! |
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