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Cannibals Jokes

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!

When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!

What do you call a massive witch doctor ?
Mumbo jumbo !

What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!

What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails ?
They file them!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand !

What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!

What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!

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