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How do you keep flies out of the kitchen ?
Put a pile of manure in the living room !
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !
Why did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied 'er !
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
He was light fingered !
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A firefly with a short circuit !
Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug !
Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady glow !
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the sugar bowl !
What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got to glow now !
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