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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
What is a grasshopper ?
An insect on a pogo stick
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What is green and can jump a mile in a minute ?
A grasshopper with hiccups
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What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?
A grasshover
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Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket ?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper
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