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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for "tick or tweet" !
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?
Because they're crab apples !
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !
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