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How do we know that insects are so clever ?
Because they always know when your eating outside !
What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
A pool table ?
What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
He just beetled off !
What is the insect's favourite game ?
Cricket !
What's an insects best chat up line ?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken !
What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish bin !
Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance !
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