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What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs ?
School dinners come on a plate
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall ?
How slime flies
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty ?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off ?
I'll get you next slime
What was the snail doing on the highway ?
About one mile a day
What is the definition of a slug ?
A snail with a housing problem
How do snails get their shells so shiny ?
They use snail varnish !
Why is the snail the strongest animal ?
Because he carries a house on his back !
What do you do when two snails have a fight ?
Leave them to slug it out !
Where do you find giant snails ?
At the end of giants fingers
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