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What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
What was the Californian vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !
What's a vampire's favourite sport ?
Batminton !
What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
What do vampire footballers have at half times ?
Blood oranges !
How does a vampire like his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !
Where do vampires go on holiday ?
The Isle of Fright !
Why did the vampire take up acting ?
It was in his blood !
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