Witches Jokes  |
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What is a witch with
poison ivy called ?
An itchy witchy !
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What's a cold, evil
candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north ! |
What is evil, ugly and
black and goes round and round ?
A witch in a revolving door ! |
What is evil and ugly
on the inside and green on the outside ?
A witch dressed as a cucumber ! |
What happens if you
see twin witches ?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch ! |
Why did the witch give
up fortune telling ?
There was no future in it ! |
Why did the baby witch
smile when she came out in blotches ?
Because it was an 'appy rash ! |
What does a witch get
if she is a poor traveller ?
Broom sick ! |
How did the witch almost
lose her baby ?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods ! |
Why did the stupid witch
keep her clothes in the fridge ?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings
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