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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that one !
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple ?
Finding half an apple !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
How do you make a glow worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
What's a glow worms favourite song ?
Wake me up before you glow glow !
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren't that bright !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?
Light ale !
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?
A dirty kid !
What do worms leave round their baths ?
The scum of the earth !
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