Math Jokes 

I failed every subject
except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra !

Teacher: Are you good
at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do
you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math ! 
Dad, can you help me
find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember
looking for it when I was a boy ! 
Teacher: Did you parents
help you with these homework problems ?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself ! 
Teacher, I can't solve
this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten !

Teacher:
What's 2 and 2
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect ! 
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and
2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave
us with the hard one ! 
Teacher: How much is
half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do
you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves
a 0 
Teacher: Now class,
whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once ! 
If there are ten cats
in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?
None, they were all copycats ! 
