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Why
did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken !
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What
do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward ! |
How
do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy - tie a knot in your neck ! |
Why
shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it's easier to swim on a full
swimming pool ! |
What
creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles ! |
How
do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge
?
See if a little light come on whenever
he opens his mouth ! |
What
is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer's noes ! |
What
do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips ! |
Why
is that man standing in the sink ?
He's a tap dancer ! |
Where
do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force ! |
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