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What do you call the teacher in the school who gives out forms that you have to fill in ?
The form teacher !
Did you hear about the dog who was arrested ?
He didn't pay a barking ticket !
Where did the rich cat live ?
In a mews cottage !
What position did the witch play in the football team ?
Sweeper !
What position did the pile of wood play in the football team ?
De-fence !
Why couldn't the slow boxer get a drink at the party ?
Because everyone beat him to the punch !
Why was the archaeologist upset ?
His job was in ruins !
Why was the butcher worried ?
His job was at steak !
Why did the teacher have to turn the lights on ?
Because his pupils were so dim !
Why did the French farmer only keep the one chicken ?
Because in France one egg is un oeuf !
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