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What
do you call a song played on car horns ?
A car tune ! |
What
do you call the man who invented a famous car and toilet paper
?
Lou rolls ! |
What
do you call an elephant that has had too much to drink ?
Trunk ! |
What
do you call the owner of a tool factory ?
The vice chairman ! |
What
do you call King Midas when he stars in a James Bond film ?
Goldfinger ! |
What
do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath ?
Polly unsaturated ! |
What
do you call a dentist in the army ?
A drill sergeant ! |
What
do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ?
A lost kangaroo ! |
What
do you call a rabbit dressed up as a cake ?
A cream bun ! |
What
do you call the man who went to a fancy dress party as a sandwich
?
Roland butter ! |
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