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What do you call a hearing aid made from fruit ?
A lemonade !
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?
A fair cop !
What do you call a 5 a side match played by chimney sweeps ?
Soot ball !
What do you call a small parent?
A minimum !
What do you call a traffic warden who never fines anyone ?
A triffic warden !
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call !
What do you call the place where parrots make films ?
Pollywood !
What do you call a scared biscuit ?
A cowardly custard cream !
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?
An Ig !
What do you call a superb painting done by a rat ?
A mouseterpiece !
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